Y es así como en 2003 se abrió en Broadway un musical titulado «Avenue Q», una especie de plaza sésamo para adultos, ya que utilizan marionetas al estilo de este programa, pero en situaciones muy diferentes al «lejos, cerca» que nos enseñaban Beto y Enrique.
De esa obra musical se deriva esta canción que ya ha sido escenificada por varias personas en YouTube, como The Internet is for Porn (by Ellen Feiss and Tony Hawk), esta otra con una chica que lo único que tiene es la carita linda y la sincronización con la canción, o este otro que hasta ahorita ha sido de mis favoritos.
El video original tal vez lo borren pronto de YouTube por cuestiones de derechos y esas cosas de dinero, pero creo que haciendo una búsqueda en YouTube no faltará quien lo suba o buscarlo en otras páginas similares.
Este es un video original, frase para la posteridad: «Grab your dick and double click», más abajo la letra de la canción, la dejo en inglés por que creo que al traducirla perdería su chiste.
TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Huh?
There’s always some new site,
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: I browse all day and night
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: It’s like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn,
KATE: What are you doing!?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
KATE: Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
KATE: You are ruining my song
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE: Me no talkie
KATE: Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For —
KATE: You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Noooo
TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
KATE: Trekkie
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE: NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
KATE: What?!
TREKKIE: You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready— ready —-ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their files
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P—
KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB: That’s correct.
KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON: . .yeah
KATE: EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click
KATE: I hate you men!
TREK
KIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE: YEAH!
Murphy dice: Las personas que quieren compartir sus puntos de vista religiosos contigo nunca quieren compartir los tuyos con ellos.